Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Celebrity Pictures: Kate Moss And Renee Zellweger

Renee Zellweger is back to her traditional wardrobe of active wear.� The actress was looking in shape, as always, as she was snapped in Santa Monica with a friend as they hit Starbucks together. Kate Moss was also in her … Continue reading

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Afternoon Links With Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher signs autographs for fans as he leaves BBC’s Radio 1 studios in London. (Wenn) Vanessa Minnillo is a buff bride-to-be. (FitCeleb) Enter to win a limited edition T-Shirt. (Babyrazzi) Are you a fan of foot tattoos? (Trendmill) Your … Continue reading

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are going to hell

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez spent another day in Hawaii yesterday, and at this point that Latin ass has become too much for him to take and he?s spending every waking moment tryin to tap that. And he’s a little faggot but who could blame him. She must be tight as a [...]


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LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian Say Farewell To Cabo San Lucas

And just like that, the Honeymoon ends! LeAnn Rimes and her hubby Eddie Cibrian said goodbye to Cabo San Lucas yesterday and jetted home after a warm and luxurious vacation. The hot sun wasn’t the only heat LeAnn felt during … Continue reading

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Almost Too Skinny, But Still Blue Hot

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Audrina Patridge is riding high again. Back in the hottie circuit full time. Brand new craptastic and self-loving reality show. A certain kindly blogger who wants to have biblical relations with her mother. Yep, things are looking up for the sexy Audrina Patridge, so, she's starting to pay back with hotter photoshoots and these quite Read More ...

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Monday, May 30, 2011

Anne Hathaway Won?t Be A Mean Academy Awards Host

Anne Hathaway is the youngest person ever to host the Academy Awards Show. She promises that because of that she doesn’t feel she has “the right” to make fun of other celebrities. So when she and James Franco step up … Continue reading

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Anne Hathaway Won?t Be A Mean Academy Awards Host

Anne Hathaway is the youngest person ever to host the Academy Awards Show. She promises that because of that she doesn’t feel she has “the right” to make fun of other celebrities. So when she and James Franco step up … Continue reading

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Rihanna is bashful

Rihanna was on ‘Today’ this morning, wearing a half shirt and fishnets and singing ?S&M?.� Because that was the most elaborate way anybody at ‘Today’ could think of to tell their normal audience of housewives and old people to fuck off.
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Britney Spears Attends Sean Preston?s Little League Game

Accompanied by her bodyguard, Britney Spears attended Sean Preston Federline‘s little league softball game coached by his dad Kevin Federline. Sean looks like quite the determined little batter, look at him go! Britney‘s fiancee Jason Trawick made sure he didn’t … Continue reading

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Sunday, May 29, 2011

Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore At Real Men Don?t Buy Girls Launch Party

Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, and Scout Willis all showed up at the DNA Foundation launch of the interactive online campaign ‘Real Men Don’t Buy Girls.’ DNA is Demi and Ashton’s foundation and I think it’s great that they’ve taken on … Continue reading

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James Franco And Anne Hathaway Oscar Host Boot Camp Series (VIDEO)

They are always so much FUN, aren’t they??? Here’s James Franco and Anne Hathaway going through some Oscar Host boot camp to prepare for the big day!

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Britney Spears Covers Harper?s Bazaar

Britney Spears is Back! (Again ) She’s flush off the success of her new album, ‘Femme Fatale,’ which reportedly is receiving the best reviews of her career. Britney did this fantastic photoshoot with Harper’s Bazaar and also chatted with them. … Continue reading

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Fanny Francois Provides Ginger Treats for Magazine Launch

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CLICK INSIDE TO SEE THE BELGIAN BEAUTY BARE-ALL When a hot upscale photo-journal magazine called Treats! launches, you know I'm paying attention. When it's chock full of sexy super models, you know I'm ogling. Case in point, the super sextastic Fanny Francois, one of my seven favorite Belgian models, throw in the redhead madness lust Read More ...

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Saturday, May 28, 2011

BLAST FROM THE PAST: Rapper Charli Baltimore Shows Off Her OTHER Model Daughter Siaani

We haven't heard much from Charli Baltimore in a while.  But the former Murder Inc. rapper (whose real name is Tiffany Lane)  has been raising her pretty and young daughters and supporting their budding modeling careers.

 

Pics of 36-year-old Charli with her youngest daughter, Siaani, as she partakes in a modeling gig in Philly, when you read on...

Charli's always been the pretty girl of Murder Inc. who gave off the hardcore tatted up ballsy rapper persona.   And now she's still looking great while playing the role of mommy to her two daughters, 19-year-old India--who is a model with Ford Models--and 15-year-old Siaani.

Recently, Siaani walked the runway for a fashion event, hosted by fashion stylist Anthony Chad, in collaboration with EA Effect boutique located in the Northern Liberties area of Philadelphia.  Here's the pics:

Charli's got some great genes she's passing on to her girls.  Nice.

BONUS: Here's a recent pic of Charli with her oldest daughter India prepping for a photoshoot:

Cute!

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Celebrity Photos: Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck were snapped out and about in L.A. together today. The celebrity parents are reportedly out looking for a new school for Violet and Seraphina. It’s such a daunting task to find the right fit for … Continue reading

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Scarlett Johansson Channels Marlene Dietrich

Scarlett Johansson as Marilyn Monroe

Woo hoo! A celebrity has decided to do an homage to an actress of yesteryear, and it is not Marilyn Monroe. In the newest issue of W, photographer Tim Walker snapped Scarlett Johansson done up as Marlene Dietrich, complete with penciled-in eyebrows. Oh, and she dressed up as Buster Keaton and Elvis too. You can see the Buster photos here, though sadly the Elvis ones will never reach our eyes because, as Scarlett says, they "didn't look appealing."

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Ashley Tisdale Wears Loft: Celebrity Style

For a press appearance at Planet Hollywood in New York, Ashley Tisdale wore a LBD with a turquoise and gem cluster necklace from LOFT. This appears-more-expensive-than-it-is necklace ($69.50) can now be purchased at LOFT.com. For more celebrity style, click here.

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Friday, May 27, 2011

Emmy Rossum Carries Ember Skye: Celebrity Style

Emmy Rossum was spotted out in LA carrying the Nicole bag from Ember Skye. The bag retails online for $374. Click here for more�Celebrity Style.

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Lindsay Lohan Looks Wet and Luscious In New Uber-Short Film

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Well, 97-seconds of Lindsay Lohan sounds just about the perfect amount of time to experience the ginger hotness who has pretty much owned the tabloids this week with her Miami skin-flashing exhibitions in the days before her final final house arrest date for ganking jewelry. Well, director Richard Phillips must agree because that's exactly how Read More ...

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Report: Ashton Kutcher Replacing Charlie Sheen On 2 And A Half Men!

Wow, I did not see this casting news coming! The Hollywood Reporter is saying that it?s as good as a done deal that Ashton Kutcher will be replacing Charlie Sheen on CBS?s hit show Two and a Half Men. THR … Continue reading

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Reese Witherspoon Still Sporting Her Cast

Reese Witherspoon was out in Brentwood today and was spotted leaving an office building. Reese still has that cast on her leg from when she twisted her ankle. She?s been wearing this for a while now – something tells me … Continue reading

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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Fug or Fab, Again: Angelina Jolie

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The other day, somebody wondered why we always Fug or Fab Angelina Jolie. All I can really say is, “Because I can never make up my mind what I think of her clothes.” it is very hard to separate her from her own mystique, from the sheer size of her fame and associated stature, and Read More ...


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Celebrities Attend The 2011 Palm Springs International Film Festival

No baby bump yet for Natalie Portman. Don’t worry we are watching like a hawk! Here she is walking the red carpet at the 2011 Palm Springs International Film Festival. The ‘Black Swan‘ actress joined celebrities like Colin Firth, Amy … Continue reading

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Well Played From The Neck Down, Gwen Stefani

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I’m batting cleanup on Cannes a little, and couldn’t let this Gwen Stefani outfit pass without judgment. It is Armani Prive, and although it’s very striking, I keep hoping, say, Victoria Beckham will show up in the exact same dress and then the two of them will have extreme tantrums for about an hour including Read More ...


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Hot New Video: Dance Version Of Britney Spears? ?Till The End Of The World?

I guess someone felt Britney Spear’s original video for ‘Till the End of the World’ didn’t have enough dancing, so this is the dance version. What do you think? I think she’s ready to hit the stage for her tour … Continue reading

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Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Ashley Tisdale Wears The 7 Band Arrow Skirt: Celebrity Style

Ashley Tisdale was photographed wearing the “7 Band Arrow Skirt in White/Black” by Pleasure Doing Business. The piece retails online for $143. For more celebrity style, click here.

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Ken Jeong On Family & Major Career Change

Ken Jeong - also known as Dr. Ken - is an actor, comedian and former physician of internal medicine! The father of 3 1/2-year-old twins, Alexa and Zooey, opens up in the June edition of REDBOOK about his upcoming hit The Hangover Part II, his diverse career and his loving family.

On his supportive wife: "My wife, Tran, encouraged me to quit my job as a doctor [of internal medicine] at 36 and pursue acting full-time. I had just finished filming Knocked Up, and it was life-changing. But I didn't have the courage to go for it until she persuaded me. Medicine is a hard-won skill, and acting can be a fickle profession, so I tried to be realistic. Now, I'm a spoiled actor. I get weekends off and hiatus weeks ? time I never got as a doctor."

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RiRi Has A Message For The Bloggers!

Wowza! She's not holding back!
Rihanna recently opened up about her celebrity status - and the sometimes-unwanted press that comes along with it - and revealed what she thinks about some of the gossip blogs that write about her!
She reveals:
"[I still read the blogs] sometimes, it depends on what it is I am trying to [...]

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The Spears/Federline Family Gather For Sean Preston Federline

Britney Spears, her beau Jason Trawick and her sister Jamie Lynn Spears joined Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince to support�Sean Preston during his Little League game. Sean‘s little brother Jayden James had a little help from his cousin as he … Continue reading

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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Celebrity Pictures With Kate Moss

Kate Moss was seen arriving at her home today in London. The supermodel made sure to give us a nice look at that stunning engagement ring! I wonder when the wedding will be? And did you see her shoes? Her … Continue reading

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Thursday, May 12, 2011

Puss ?N Boobs

 Salma Hayek flashes her awesome cleavage. (Celebuzz) Mick Jagger daughter gets nekkid. (FoxNews) Rachel McAdams hot new magazine spread. (LaineyGossip) Coco wears a revealing bikini. (HuffPo) Kate Upton sexiest twitpics. (TheChive) Doutzen Kroes bikini action. (DrunkenStepfather) Beyonce gives us a little taste. (GossipOnThis) Read More ...Lindsay Lohan Kim Kardashian Glenn Close Zoe Saldana

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

American Lopez: The Fugly So Far

   “SO LOVERS. Last week, I was so bored. It was not�Mas Lopez anymore, it was American Nap Hour. So I decided to get spicy this week, amigos! For me, that means flores, and sympathy, and above all, glittery Hammer pants that I wear while singing MY OWN HUGE HIT SONG! Yes, lovers, it is performance Read More ...

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Whitney Houston is in rehab

Whitney Houston has been drinking and doing drugs for about 20 years now, and she?s been in rehab twice, once in 2004 and again a year later, but apparently she still has a problem. So with that in mind she is now?
A) turning herself over to experts and following their every order to [...]

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Will Smith And Josh Brolin Filming ?Men In Black III?

Will Smith and Josh Brolin were spotted filming Men In Black III today in NYC and both were looking very much like men in black! I actually can?t get over how much Josh Brolin reminds me of Tommy Lee Jones … Continue reading →Beyonce Donald Trump Keith Urban John Mayer

RiRi Has A Message For The Bloggers!

Wowza! She's not holding back!
Rihanna recently opened up about her celebrity status - and the sometimes-unwanted press that comes along with it - and revealed what she thinks about some of the gossip blogs that write about her!
She reveals:
"[I still read the blogs] sometimes, it depends on what it is I am trying to [...]Emilia Claudeville Jaime Pressly Khloe Kardashian Pia Toscano

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Princess Beatrice Upskirt for Even More Royal Reveals

   Unless you're an avid royal watcher, you probably don't know Princess Beatrice all that well. (Okay, technically, it's Princess Beatrice Elizabeth Mary of York). The elder daughter of Sarah Ferguson and Prince Andrew (Prince Chuck's younger brother) and something something in line to the British throne. But, now you can say you've seen her panties. Read More ...Ellen DeGeneres Lindsay Lohan Kim Kardashian Glenn Close

PUMPING IRONY: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver Split; I Make My Move

 Well, if you ever believe Hollywood rumors and innuendo, which I totally do, this splitsville was a long time in the making. One of my earliest Tinsel Town gossip memories is stories about Arnold Schwarzenegger going wild for the ladies on the side while Maria Shriver was at home tending to family matters. And, oh, Read More ...Scarlett Johansson Sean Penn Rihanna Prince William

Sarah Jessica Parker is trying to end poverty

Sarah Jessica Parker went to a party last night for the Robin Hood Foundation, a charity whose goal is to end poverty. Because she’s very concerned. She cares a lot. But before that she put on some fist-sized diamond earrings and picked out a jewel encrusted crocodile-skin bag, then teased her [...]

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The Fug-Factor

   Personally, I’m excited that Simon Cowell pushed so hard to make Cheryl Cole a judge on The X-Factor. Yes, it smacks of trying super hard to make her happen, but she also dresses like a lunatic a lot of the time and so bringing her stateside is like giving us a gift of fug that, Read More ...

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Saturday, May 7, 2011

Amber Lancaster Leads Bratpack of Young Hollywood At Nylon Party

   Honestly now, how is it I didn't get invited to the young Hollywood hotties party hosted by Nylon magazine? Who loves young Hollywood hotties more than me? Okay, well all love them and we all should have been invited, I mean, let's be real, these girls aren't even going to taste those sandwiches you put Read More ...Alessandra Ambrosio Rob Lowe Barack Obama Charlie Sheen

Fug or Fab: Elizabeth Banks

  When I saw her in Seabiscuit, I never imagined Elizabeth Banks would become a really strong comic actress, and yet here we are. I never really liked her in anything, and then suddenly she stole The 40-year Old Virgin, and she’s worthy of Jack Donaghy in 30 Rock, and she was funny on Modern Family, Read More ...

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Naomi Watts And Liev Schreiber Have A Busy Afternoon

Naomi Watts looked like she had a busy afternoon yesterday, between running some errands alone in New York City. Then she, Liev Schreiber, one of their sons and the family dog all headed out. Maybe they’re spending the weekend away … Continue reading →Sean Penn Rihanna Prince William Kate Middleton

Bar Refaeli Pictures in GQ Italy Show Why So Many Men Want to Enter Her Foxhole

   If you lust Bar Refaeli as all grown men should, and you also have some sweet G.I. Jane type fantasies, as all almost grown men should, then you will love this small- but righteous preview look at the Bar Refaeli naughty little solider routine for her pictorial for the upcoming edition of GQ Italy. Bullets, Read More ...Nina Dobrev Alessandra Ambrosio Rob Lowe Barack Obama

Eva Longoria Promotes Her New Cookbook

Eva Longoria is keeping herself busy during her break from filming “Desperate Housewives”. The actress was out promoting her new cookbook today in L.A. Eva signed copies of the book, ‘Eva’s Kitchen‘ during an appearance at the Williams Sonoma store. … Continue reading →Kate Middleton Lady Gaga Mariah Carey Justin Bieber

Afternoon Links With Claudia Schiffer

Claudia Schiffer was snapped in Notting Hill this morning. I don’t think she ages, do you? (Fame) Join Self magazine for a workout in the park. (FitCeleb) UK celebrity families celebrate the launch of the Disney Jr channel. (Babyrazzi) Liv … Continue reading →Tiger Woods Scarlett Johansson Sean Penn Rihanna

Lindsay Lohan is a scientologist now

It was weird when the producer of the John Gotti movie talked about how great Lindsay Lohan was and that he was really excited about hiring her, but then said it wasn?t gonna happen, right before it did.
Well the National Enquirer says that?s because even that shitty looking project knew enough to [...]

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Friday, May 6, 2011

Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian Take Their Boob and Bikini Show South of the Border

   I will not lie to you, be they flesh or flesh-toned silicon replicas, the Kardashian Sisters look pretty damn hot in their skimpy little bikinis (Khloe exception in place, natch). The commercially-obsessed Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Karashian took to the beaches of Mexico to surf and sun and get all kinds of body part knocking Read More ...Barack Obama Charlie Sheen Jay-Z Beyonce

Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian Take Their Boob and Bikini Show South of the Border

   I will not lie to you, be they flesh or flesh-toned silicon replicas, the Kardashian Sisters look pretty damn hot in their skimpy little bikinis (Khloe exception in place, natch). The commercially-obsessed Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Karashian took to the beaches of Mexico to surf and sun and get all kinds of body part knocking Read More ...Ellen DeGeneres Lindsay Lohan Kim Kardashian Glenn Close

Fugs and Pieces, May 6th 2011

The end of another week! It’s always nice to see it. While you watch your office clock tick slowly toward Drinks O’Clock, please enjoy: – So, this is exciting. Heather and I were very briefly in Chicago this week to judge an episode of So You Wanna Be A Designer, a web-series filmed at the Read More ...

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Arianny Celeste Bikini Pictures Drop the Sexy Bomb on South Beach

   Look, they don't just pass out 'Ring Girl of the Year' awards to just any 'body'. Arianny Celeste earned her accolades the old fashioned way -- by looking ridiculously hot in a bikini. The UFC Octagon girl nonpareil took to the south beaches of Miami in a gold-adorned bikini to complement her gold-medal asstastic and Read More ...Prince William Kate Middleton Lady Gaga Mariah Carey

Cameron Diaz Maxim Pictures Are Hot for Teacher

   Here's everything I know about Cameron Diaz, in a nutshell, most of which is probably wrong. just based on my historical record: She came up in Hollywood as a pretty young blonde thang There have always been rumors that she slept her way into roles (which, for the record, I completely admire and wish would Read More ...Zoe Saldana Nina Dobrev Alessandra Ambrosio Rob Lowe

Met Ball Fug Carpet: Fabiola Beracasa

 Other than turning Fab into a creepy footless wonder, I don’t find this nearly as batshit as most of what La Beracasa wears. But it’s so strange at the Met Ball to look like you just popped ’round after your day job running some rich old broad’s Upper East side estate sale. Read More ...

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Jessica Lowndes Lets It Almost All Hang Out at FHM Party

   I'd like to give a general shoutout to sexy celebrities who wear extremely low cut tops and lean forward into paparazzi cameras. Ladies, you make this world a much more beautiful place in which to reside. Bless you. Such was the case last night with Jessica Lowndes of 90210 budding fame as she made her Read More ...Nina Dobrev Alessandra Ambrosio Rob Lowe Barack Obama

Met Ball Fug Carpet: Julianna Margulies

 Oh, dude: First and foremost, I do have to say that I love how EXCITED and cute Narciso Rodriguez is in this picture. The last few times Heather and I have been to his shows, Julianna here has been ABSENT and instead of just assuming that was because she was off filming The Good Wife, Read More ...

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Thursday, May 5, 2011

Maggie Q is disappointing

I hope Maggie Q sees this, because I shan?t be masturbating to ‘Nikita’ anymore, not after these pictures of her going for a walk in her neighborhood today with no makeup. TV gave me the impression she was naturally perfect, but they played me for a fool. It was all a big [...]

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Gwen Stefani And Her Boys Hit Toys R Us

Gwen Stefani and her sons Zuma and Kingston hit up the Toys R Us store in London this morning. The boys even stopped on their way out to take a ride on the mechanical Looney Tunes ride. By the look … Continue reading →Beyonce Donald Trump Keith Urban John Mayer

COURTESY REMINDER: Do Not Forget Your Mama on Sunday!

 She pushed your big fat head through that dainty little thingee of hers and you've done and forgot that this Sunday is the one day a year you're supposed to honor the woman who gave you life, didn't you? � Oh, sure, there are those who will tell you that these silly Hallmark holidays are Read More ...Mariah Carey Justin Bieber January Jones Daisy Fuentes

Celebrity Pictures With Mila Kunis

I love seeing pictures of Mila Kunis, but a lot of the time the ones that are posted on the photo agency sites are exclusives so I don?t get to post them that often. Luckily these ones weren?t exclusives! Mila … Continue reading →Josh Hutcherson Ellen DeGeneres Lindsay Lohan Kim Kardashian

Met Ball Fug Carpet: Baba Wawa

 Enthusiasm definitely HELPS, Barbara… But at the end of the day, you look still look like the most amiable couch in Ronaldinho’s summer home in Rio. Read More ...

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is reportedly hot, naked

This is embarrassing but clearly I was wrong in thinking that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is actually kind of goofy looking because she?s number 1 on the 2011 Maxim Hot 100, and sorta naked on the cover. And obviously Maxim knows what they’re doing because number 4 on the list is Cameron Diaz, even though [...]

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COURTESY REMINDER: Do Not Forget Your Mama on Sunday!

 She pushed your big fat head through that dainty little thingee of hers and you've done and forgot that this Sunday is the one day a year you're supposed to honor the woman who gave you life, didn't you? � Oh, sure, there are those who will tell you that these silly Hallmark holidays are Read More ...Daisy Fuentes Emilia Claudeville Jaime Pressly Khloe Kardashian

Flynn Bloom, You Lucky Lucky Bastard!

 Am I really shameless enough to be jealous of an infant child innocently suckling at mama's teat? Oh, hell yeah I am. Especially when that mama is the uber-hottie Miranda Kerr in a silky robe and naughty red heels. Seriously, it was one thing to get knocked up by that thespianic fop, another thing to Read More ...Ellen DeGeneres Lindsay Lohan Kim Kardashian Glenn Close

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

The Electric Barbarellas Flash Bikini Boobs for MTV

   Heather, Raven, Gynger, Chelsea, Missy -- c'mon, you know them. The Electric Barbarellas. Well, at least MTV wants you to know them as they are featuring this craptastically composed all-girl music group in their latest reality TV venture. According to our friends at The Daily Beast,�the greenlight on this reality show came from Viacom chief Read More ...Megan Fox Vanessa Hudgens Josh Hutcherson Ellen DeGeneres

Miley Cyrus covered Nirvana ?Smells Like Teen Spirit?

This video of Miley Cyrus and her nasally voice doing a cover of ?Smells Like Teen Spirit? during a concert in Ecuador last week could be worse, but only if that girl from the Ring crawled out of your screen and started stabbing you.

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Met Ball Fug Carpet: Lucy Liu

 Oh, man. Thank god she’s got that amazing face, because her dress is making me sneeze and I need something else to focus on. And I don’t want to ruin your afternoon, but that so-called “dress” also might be more accurately called “PANTS.” CAN YOU EVEN. I MEAN. REALLY.� I can’t quite get visual confirmation, Read More ...

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LeAnn Rimes Ups Her Perkiness on Set of Reel Love

   Okay, so maybe it's just on the set of some new craptastic film, Reel Love, but recently married LeAnn Rimes, the proud new owner of an actor husband she purchased from his ex (and pretty damn hottie) Brandi Glanville, now realizes the true cost of ownership of a husband with wandering eyes -- must be Read More ...Emilia Claudeville Jaime Pressly Khloe Kardashian Pia Toscano

Rose McGowan Plays Peek-A-Boo in See-Through Top

   I pretty much lust all things Rose McGowan hotness related, especially her vastly underrated boobtastic, which is related to my immediate happiness. Why this sexy celeb doesn't get even more paparazzi harassment is beyond me. Takes for instance these innocent looking Rose McGowan leaving a bar with some random dude pictures. Look closer -- yep, Read More ...Rob Lowe Barack Obama Charlie Sheen Jay-Z

By Asgard?s Hammer! Kat Dennings Brings Some Mythical Funbags Out to Play at Thor Premiere

   Okay, so it wasn't just Kat Dennings looking spectacularly sextastic at last night's Thor premiere; Gillian Jacobs, Elsa Patakay, and Jaimie Alexander all struck some ogle worthy poses in their own right, but it was Kat Dennings epic Valhalla guns that causes many a man to lose an eye on the red carpet. I mean, Read More ...January Jones Daisy Fuentes Emilia Claudeville Jaime Pressly

Ashley Tisdale And Vanessa Hudgens Return From Vacation

Well it looks like Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens had a wonderful time on their Mexican vacation. The two Disney stars look lovely and tanned and rested arriving at LAX today. I absolutely love Vanessa Hudgens pants ? they are … Continue reading →Nina Dobrev Alessandra Ambrosio Rob Lowe Barack Obama

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Benjamin Millepied Films A Commercial In NYC

While fianc�e Natalie Portman is getting ready to have their first baby, Benjamin Millepied was spotted dancing around the set of his new commercial for Yves St. Laurent today in New York City. It?s nice to see that Benjamin is … Continue reading →Sean Penn Rihanna Prince William Kate Middleton

Quote Of The Day: Madonna

I feel fat in my dress. Madonna told reporters last night at the Met Gala about her gorgeous Stella McCartney gown. Fat? Seriously? I guess there’s no hope for the rest of us if THAT is fat. Oy Vey. I … Continue reading →Beyonce Donald Trump Keith Urban John Mayer

Met Ball Curiously Played: Kanye West

 “HEY YO, MET BALLERS, WHAT IS UP, I AM IN YOUR TOWN SO DON’T FROWN IN YOUR GOWNS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE FANCY CLOWNS, BECAUSE NOW YOU HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY THE GENIUS. AND IF YOU HAVEN’T, GIVE IT TEN MINUTES, BECAUSE I WILL MAKE IT THROUGH THE WHOLE ROOM AT SOME POINT. IT Read More ...

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Ashley Greene, Miranda Kerr, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Rihanna Lead Mega List of Met Gala Hotties

   What if you had a hottie party and every hottie in Hottieville showed up? Another year, another invitation to the Costume Gala at the Metropolitan Museum lost in the mail by my postal delivery specialist, Mr. Tritonovich. Alas, I was all dressed up in my finest Zubaz pants with nowhere to get. Thankfully, my good Read More ...Ellen DeGeneres Lindsay Lohan Kim Kardashian Glenn Close

Met Ball Fug Carpet: Freida Pinto and Chloe Sevigny

  You know things have gone horribly, horribly wrong when Chloe Sevigny – who is wearing a version of your dress, with the colors reversed and the tie shrunken to twee level — is giving you the doubtful, hairy eyeball. As if she’s thinking — she, Chloe Sevigny, who went around town wearing Art Garfunkel’s hairdo Read More ...

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Monday morning headlines

MARIAH CAREY - gave birth to twins this weekend in LA (a boy and a girl though their names have not been disclosed), then renewed her wedding vows with Nick Cannon in a ceremony conducted by that mushmouth Al Sharpton. Or at least she thinks she did. It’s entirely possible she’s [...]

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Sila Sahin Topless Playboy Pictures Stand Against Tyranny

   Shoutout to Seal Team Six on their storming of a low-rent mansion in suburban Pakistan and exacting some justice; and double shoutout to German soap actress Sila Sahin, both for being super hot and sultry, but for also having the guts to bare it all in Playboy magazine this month despite rancor, animosity, and death Read More ...John Mayer Tiger Woods Scarlett Johansson Sean Penn

Fairy Tail

 Emily Browning shows skin for her new film. (HuffPo) Maria Menounos looking straight up sexy.�(Celebuzz) Jordin Sparks bikini twitpic. (PopEater) These hotties make me swell... with American pride. (FoxNews) Scarlett Johansson boobtastic dress. (Celebslam) Mila Kunis sexes up Washington D.C. (Popoholic) Christina Milian sweet beach backside. (GlobalGrind) Read More ...Ellen DeGeneres Lindsay Lohan Kim Kardashian Glenn Close

Monday, May 2, 2011

Pippa!

   There's a new name for lust in this town, well, in London town, and her name is Pippa Middleton. I call 'first!'. Tall and tan and young and lovely (oh, and rich and the sister of the future queen), Pippa Middleton really is going to get a lot of fussy British royal watchers on her Read More ...Vanessa Hudgens Josh Hutcherson Ellen DeGeneres Lindsay Lohan

Erin Heatherton Classic Nekkids for May Day Memories

   Okay, so I guess May Day was yesterday and maybe it is just some type of secret Communist holiday like my Uncle Earl always says after three cocktails and a hit of oxygen through his tracheodomy, but all I know is I used to love dressing up in colorful shorts and spinning ribbons around the Read More ...Justin Bieber January Jones Daisy Fuentes Emilia Claudeville

Rihanna and Some Amazing Boobtastic Lead List of DKMS Gala Hotties

   There's two things I love: charitable events and boobs. I guess that's kind of three things, but put into perfect focus last evening by Rihanna, who leads our list of hotties at the DKMS Gala to support Leukemia research. Rihanna brought out the low cut dress, the perfect lean, and a delicious pair of milky Read More ...Nina Dobrev Alessandra Ambrosio Rob Lowe Barack Obama

Lindsay Lohan (Covered) Topless Pictures Are the Best Kind of Community Service

   Lindsay Lohan will begin her community service hours soon as penance for grifting some jewelry (well, technically, violating her probation from her previous drunk and drunker charges) and I can't help but wonder, as much as there is some thrill from knowing Lindsay will be mopping floors or cleaning toilets in some odoriferous locale, shouldn't Read More ...Prince William Kate Middleton Lady Gaga Mariah Carey

GOT YOU MOTHERF*CKER

Osama bin Laden is dead According to numerous reports, Osama bin Laden was killed Sunday by a U.S. air strike. And we have that motherfucker’s body. USA! USA! USA! USA! President Obama is set to make a statement to the…
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